[Igor is Checking the Internet]
Igor: "What is this? Rule 34?"
Pingy: "It's a Virus Site! Don't Go There!"
Igor: "It dosen't seem to be a virus site. Seriously, Why a Innocent site named "Rule 34" would have viruses? also, they have pics of sanae."
[Igor sees the R34 Pictures of Sanae, Igor is disgusted and closes the tab]
Igor: "I saw things i haven't seen. give me some brain bleach now."
Pingy: "I TOLD YOU!"
[Sanae walks towards the two]
Sanae: "OH NO!"
[Pingy Sees R34 Pictures of Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]
[Pingy Leaks Oil]
Igor: "Godbammit, Pingy!"
Sanae: "Seriously, Rule 34? That Sh*t is gross as hell! I don't like it!"
Igor "I'm offended by It."
[Cirno crashes into the Room]
Igor: "Cirno? Why you're scared?"
Pingy: "I Am Going to Block That Porn Site!"
[Pingy Blocks Rule 34 Website with NETGEAR Firewall]
Igor: "Now we're safe from that nasty site! Now back to my question, Why Cirno is Scared?"
Cirno: "I saw pictures..."
Igor: "of what?"
Pingy: "Of Your Rule 34 Pictures?!"
Igor: "Oh my god, Little Cirno is Terrified."
[John and Marisa walks in, John is Upset while Marisa is crying]
Igor: "John, are you angry?"
John: "Sort of, I saw Rule 34 pictures of my girlfriend! I'M DISGUSTED!"
Marisa: "I don't even love Reimu as my lesbian Girlfriend!" [cries]
[Cuts to Rule 34 HQ]
Gackt: "What is this? GoCity? We're going to Take over GoCity!" [Laughs]
Chef Retardee: "Yeah!"
Append: "I agree!"
Gustav: "I'll put Rule 34 Posters of Touhou Characters Everywhere!"
Gackt: "Let's Raid GoCity now!"
[The Rule 34 Users head to GoCity.]
[Cut to the GoGang HQ]
Igor: "Marisa, Chill down! It's not like the end of the world!"
Pingy: "I Have a Wario Amiibo!"
[Pingy Shows his Wario Amiibo to Everyone]
Igor: "Nice Amiibo!"
John: "Marisa, I can do anything to chill you down! ANYTHING!"
Marisa: "Take me to your room, please."
[John and marisa go to John's Room]
Igor: "I sense some making out.
Pingy: "Yeah? So what?"
[Pingy is eating Cheetos]
Igor: "No Big deal!"
Sanae: [Looks at Window] "Oh uh..."
Igor: "Something wrong, Sanae Kochiya?"
[Sanae is Mind Controlled By the Rule 34 Helmet]
Sanae: "My Name is not Sanae Anymore! Im Rule 34nae!"
[Igor TRIED to get rid of the helmet on Sanae's Head]
[The Helmet is Unstoppable]
Igor: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
[The GoGang runs out of GoCity]
Igor: "This is unbelieveable..."
[Rule 34nae is Chasing The GoGang]
Igor: "F*CK!" (x3)
Pingy: "You're becoming like Mariotehplumber if you keep saying the F-Word!"
Igor: "I'm overstressed!"
John: "I'm Worried about Sana-"
Igor: "WE CAN'T DO CRAP ABOUT SANAE."
John: "But she's-"
Igor: "WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING, IDIOT!"
Igor: "Forget it, John, we can't do something!"
Marisa: "That was mean to john!"
[Chica Decides to Join the Chase]
Chica: "Hey Guys! Can we Stop at Pizza Hut?"
Igor: "We need to save GoCity First!"
John: "It's Unexplainable!"
Pingy: "WE NEED HELP!"
[Meanwhile, on GoCity...]
[The Rule 34Copter is Dropping Rule 34 Helmets on People]
[The People Gets Mind Controlled]
[Alex Kimble Now Rule 34 Kimble Makes a Cameo Appearance]
Rule 34 Kimble: "I LOVE RULE 34!"
Gackt: "Our plan is working!"
[Cut back to the Heroes]
Igor: [Holding Rule 34anae] "SOMEBODY TRY TO GET RID OF THIS HELMET ON SANAE'S HEAD!"
[Pingy TRIES to get rid of the Helmet on Rule 34anae's Head]
Pingy: "According to my Research is that The Helmet will not be Removed until we Defeat Rule 34!"
[Igor Ties Rule 34anae into a Tree with Chains]
Igor: "Sorry Sanae, but this is for your good."
Pingy: "You have another Girlfriend...Right?"
Igor: "Well, It's Info-Chan!"
[Rule 34nae Escapes While the Heroes aren't looking]
[Rule 34nae Goes to GoCity with the Rule 34 Mind Controlled Armies]
Igor: "WHAT THE F-"
[The Gang Runs Again]
Pingy: "Stop! Sanae!"
Rule 34anae: "Not until i have some fun with Igor-"
Igor: "YOU'RE INSANE!"
[The Gang hides in a montain]
Igor: "We have to build our base here."
[Pingy Prepares The Kiddy Playhouse]
[The GoGang are Squished Together Inside]
Igor: "I'm all glued up!"
[Igor looks around the mountain, he sees a Giant Flat Plain.
Igor: "We found WHERE we can build the HQ."
[The Gang Rushes to the Plain.]
[They start building Anti-Rule 34 HQ]
Sophie: "Teamwork is key! Keep up the good work!"
Igor: "Yes, Ms.Waterfall!"
[When They finish the HQ...]