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[Igor is Checking the Internet]

Igor: "What is this? Rule 34?"

Pingy: "It's a Virus Site! Don't Go There!"

Igor: "It dosen't seem to be a virus site. Seriously, Why a Innocent site named "Rule 34" would have viruses? also, they have pics of sanae."

[Igor sees the R34 Pictures of Sanae, Igor is disgusted and closes the tab]

Igor: "I saw things i haven't seen. give me some brain bleach now."

Pingy: "I TOLD YOU!"

[Sanae walks towards the two]

Sanae: "OH NO!"

[Pingy Sees R34 Pictures of Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina]

[Pingy Leaks Oil]

Igor: "Godbammit, Pingy!"

Sanae: "Seriously, Rule 34? That Sh*t is gross as hell! I don't like it!"

Igor "I'm offended by It."

[Cirno crashes into the Room]

Igor: "Cirno? Why you're scared?"

Pingy: "I Am Going to Block That Porn Site!"

[Pingy Blocks Rule 34 Website with NETGEAR Firewall]

Igor: "Now we're safe from that nasty site! Now back to my question, Why Cirno is Scared?"

Cirno: "I saw pictures..."

Igor: "of what?"

Pingy: "Of Your Rule 34 Pictures?!"

Cirno: "..YES!"

Igor: "Oh my god, Little Cirno is Terrified."

[John and Marisa walks in, John is Upset while Marisa is crying]

Igor: "John, are you angry?"

John: "Sort of, I saw Rule 34 pictures of my girlfriend! I'M DISGUSTED!"

Marisa: "I don't even love Reimu as my lesbian Girlfriend!" [cries]

[Cuts to Rule 34 HQ]

Gackt: "What is this? GoCity? We're going to Take over GoCity!" [Laughs]

Chef Retardee: "Yeah!"

Append: "I agree!"

Gustav: "I'll put Rule 34 Posters of Touhou Characters Everywhere!"

Gackt: "Let's Raid GoCity now!"

[The Rule 34 Users head to GoCity.]

[Cut to the GoGang HQ]

Igor: "Marisa, Chill down! It's not like the end of the world!"

Pingy: "I Have a Wario Amiibo!"

[Pingy Shows his Wario Amiibo to Everyone]

Igor: "Nice Amiibo!"

John: "Marisa, I can do anything to chill you down! ANYTHING!"

Marisa: "Take me to your room, please."

John: "Sure!"

[John and marisa go to John's Room]

Igor: "I sense some making out.

Pingy: "Yeah? So what?"

[Pingy is eating Cheetos]

Igor: "No Big deal!"

Sanae: [Looks at Window] "Oh uh..."

Igor: "Something wrong, Sanae Kochiya?"

[Sanae is Mind Controlled By the Rule 34 Helmet]

Sanae: "My Name is not Sanae Anymore! Im Rule 34nae!"

Igor: "CRAP!"

[Igor TRIED to get rid of the helmet on Sanae's Head]

[The Helmet is Unstoppable]

Igor: "GUYS! WE NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

[The GoGang runs out of GoCity]

Igor: "This is unbelieveable..."

[Rule 34nae is Chasing The GoGang]

Igor: "F*CK!" (x3)

Pingy: "You're becoming like Mariotehplumber if you keep saying the F-Word!"

Igor: "I'm overstressed!"

John: "I'm Worried about Sana-"

Igor: "WE CAN'T DO CRAP ABOUT SANAE."

John: "But she's-"

Igor: "WE CAN'T DO SOMETHING, IDIOT!"

John: "But.."

Igor: "Forget it, John, we can't do something!"

John: "Fine!" 

Marisa: "That was mean to john!"

[Chica Decides to Join the Chase]

Chica: "Hey Guys! Can we Stop at Pizza Hut?"

Igor: "We need to save GoCity First!"

John: "It's Unexplainable!"

Pingy: "WE NEED HELP!"

[Meanwhile, on GoCity...]

[The Rule 34Copter is Dropping Rule 34 Helmets on People]

[The People Gets Mind Controlled]

[Alex Kimble Now Rule 34 Kimble Makes a Cameo Appearance]

Rule 34 Kimble: "I LOVE RULE 34!"

Gackt: "Our plan is working!"

[Cut back to the Heroes]

Igor: [Holding Rule 34anae] "SOMEBODY TRY TO GET RID OF THIS HELMET ON SANAE'S HEAD!"

Pingy: "OK!"

[Pingy TRIES to get rid of the Helmet on Rule 34anae's Head]

Pingy: "According to my Research is that The Helmet will not be Removed until we Defeat Rule 34!"

Igor: "F*ck."

[Igor Ties Rule 34anae into a Tree with Chains]

Igor: "Sorry Sanae, but this is for your good."

Pingy: "You have another Girlfriend...Right?"

Igor: "Well, It's Info-Chan!"

[Info-Chan appears]

[Rule 34nae Escapes While the Heroes aren't looking]

[Rule 34nae Goes to GoCity with the Rule 34 Mind Controlled Armies]

Igor: "WHAT THE F-"

[The Gang Runs Again]

Pingy: "Stop! Sanae!"

Rule 34anae: "Not until i have some fun with Igor-"

Igor: "YOU'RE INSANE!"

[The Gang hides in a montain]

Igor: "We have to build our base here."

Pingy: "Ok!"

[Pingy Prepares The Kiddy Playhouse]

[The GoGang are Squished Together Inside]

Igor: "I'm all glued up!"

[Igor looks around the mountain, he sees a Giant Flat Plain.

Igor: "We found WHERE we can build the HQ."

[The Gang Rushes to the Plain.]

[They start building Anti-Rule 34 HQ]

Sophie: "Teamwork is key! Keep up the good work!"

Igor: "Yes, Ms.Waterfall!"

[When They finish the HQ...]

W.I.P