GoGang and the Non-Laundry Washing Machine is a GoGang episode, made solely by Guyisbackable.
Plot[]
GoGang go to a land and discover a washing machine that does not accept laundry. The machine spins 5000 rpm and can't wash until 12 hours since the first
minute of washing started. Meanwhile a Guyish gang called the Lubbers, breaks into the object and threatens fire and robbery.
Cast[]
- Paul as Igor and Blue Mario (Guy)
- Kayla as Sophie
- Eric as Carkle
- Julie as Elsa
- Belle as Cynthia
- Jennifer as Renko
- Lawrence as old man
- Alan as King Wood
- David/Evil Genius/Zack as Lubber 1
- Julie as Lubber 2
- Dallas as police officer
- Brian as Guard 1
- Simon as Guard 2 and Oliver
Transcript[]
- [Phone call, Igor and Guy]
- Guy: Hello?
- Igor: Guy, what's it?
- Guy: We have found something bad! A washing machine rejecting laundry!
- Igor: There is no washing machine rejecting laundry! This can't be true!
- Guy: I say, that's true, end of story! [hangs up]
- Renko: What was that?
- Igor: Guy told me that he found a non-laundry washing machine.
- Renko: I did hear that there is no non-laundry washing machines.
- Igor: [checks up his phone] Uh! A message, saying: "The machine is near me. Meet me at King's Lunch". Shall we go?
- Renko: Carkle is there playing cards with Elsa, Sophie, Cynthia and Guy.
- Igor: Shall we go?
- Renko: I think so, let's start the engines.
- Igor: [runs outside and gets in his car. Renko sits next to him]
- [In the car]
- Renko: What's the time?
- Igor: Nearly 11 in the night.
- Renko: Ah, adequate. Shall we play some radio?
- Igor: OK, let's play some GoRadio. [turns on radio]
- Renko: Ah, yeah! My favorite quiz is at midnight!
- Igor: We're staying there until 2:45.
- Renko: Aaahhh!
- Igor: Don't be afraid.
- Renko: I am afraid! That washing machine will destroy everything but laundry! Laundry is washing machine's favorite food!
- Igor: Yeah, I agree. We're near, wait a second... [stays] WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING, OK?
- Old man: I...habe...no...shtuck...
- Igor: [continues driving and parks]
- Renko: Who was that?
- Igor: Some crappy 85-year old person with ALS.
- Renko: A sick man walking the streets?
- Igor: Shut up! [puts his hand on Renko's lips, then gets it out] Let's go.
- [They park at King's Lunch]
- Igor: [opens the door] That big white quadrant?
- Guy: You guessed it right. That's that machine.
- Igor: What should I put?
- Guy: Here's a ball. Put it in.
- Igor: [puts the ball]
- Guy: It might explode.
- Igor: Stop! [presses the stop button and gets it out]
- King Wood: You want food, drink?
- Guy: I want a sandwich.
- Igor: You five, what you want?
- Carkle, Elsa, Sophie, Cynthia, Renko: Mac and cheese plus beer!
- King Wood: OK, OK, time is 11:05. It might take 20 minutes to do that.
- [Lubber 1 and Lubber 2 break into the King's Lunch]
- Lubber 1: Where the money, Wood?
- Lubber 2: If you don't pay money tha Lubba will burn yo plass!
- King Wood: Guards, take them out!
- [Guard 1 and Guard 2 break out of the employees door and get out to be around Lubbers]
- Guard 1: Why did you break inside?
- Guard 2: And why are you masked?
- Lubber 1: We want to rob!
- Lubber 2: Because we want money!
- Guard 1: I'll call the police.
- [Phone call between guard one and police]
- Police officer: One nine two, what you want?
- Guard 1: Two Lubbers broke.
- Police officer: What's the suspect?
- Guard 1: Possible robbery.
- Police officer: What object?
- Guard 1: King's Lunch.
- Police officer: Fine. I will be here in five minutes.
- [Guard 1 hangs up]
- Lubber 1: If you call to arrest us, we will get this object on fire! [starts breaking tables]
- Guy: Say hello to my little friend! [puts Lubber 1 into the non laundry washing machine]
- Lubber 2: Get him! [starts shooting at Guy]
- King Wood: What's this mess outta here?
- Guard 1: The Lubbers are at it again!
- [King Wood breaks Lubber 2's neck]
- Police officer: Where are the Lubbers?
- Guy: [stops the washing machine and gets Lubber 1 out of it]
- Police officer: Lubbers, you are under arrest for possible robbery and hostages.
- Lubber 1: F**k you! [kicks the police officer]
- Lubber 2: Friend, good job! [handshake with Lubber 1] And what's this s**t inside? Carkle, you are done!
- Carkle: I declare, that I say...f**k you!
- Lubber 1: You say swear to us? Where your money?
- Lubber 2: Where your money, Guy? [ties Guy's neck]
- Guy: [kicks both Lubbers]
- Police officer: [takes the Lubbers out]
- Guy: Good job, officer! [handshake with police officer]
- Police officer: Did they do any attack onto you?
- Guy: Yes they did!
- Police officer: What?
- Guy: They tied my neck! Lubber #2 was that!
- Police officer: OK. A union of police cars arrived. Carkle, Igor, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia and King Wood, come out and sit next to the officers. We're doing
a drive to the police station.
- Guy: What's the time?
- King Wood: 11:20.
- Guy: I am going to send some text message to my father. [types: "Hey dad. There was some serious crime here at dinner. Two Lubbers broke in."]
- King Wood: Here are mac and cheese!
- Carkle, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia and Sophie: YAAAYY!!!!!
- Guy: But the sandwich?
- Carkle: Uh, oh, here you are.
- [Guy eats the sandwich and everybody eats what they got. Outside]
- Guy: I see the roof on fire! Oh come on! Why are they so crazy?
- Police officer: The Lubbers had no money so they decided to rob this.
- Carkle: Should I take my cards?
- Police officer: There's a free room. You everybody can play cards there.
- Carkle: I'll just put them in my pocket. [puts the cards in his pocket]
- [Meanwhile...]
- Lubber 1: A**hole! I f**king cannot believe it why those s**tholes of that crappy d**b a**hole city s**t told us out!
- Lubber 2: Nnngggggkkkkkkkkkkkk!
- Police officer: Get in the cell. [the Lubbers get in the cell]
- [1:05]
- Guy: Ah, it's too late. Let's get into the car.
- [Later]
- Guy: Carkle, Igor, Sophie, Renko, Cynthia, see my powers?
- Carkle: Yes we do!
- Igor: Of course!
- Sophie: I agree!
- Renko: Oh, Guy. You must be born with luxury!
- Cynthia: I agree with all four!
- Guy: Good night. [closes eyes. Carkle and the others follow him]